Before the app,
there was the alias.

Before Robinhood, co-founder Baiju Bhatt DJ'd under a genuinely ridiculous alias: Thelonious Mustache. We minted the mustache. The forgotten persona behind the company that remixed finance, now on-chain.

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The two on the subway, mustachio'd
Baiju Bhatt and Vlad Tenev, circa the DJ years
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The Lore

Two kids remixed finance.
One of them had a stage name.

Thelonious Mustache

Co-founder Baiju Bhatt was a college jazz-and-funk guitarist who DJed under a name too good to be real. Not a marketing exercise. An actual, buried alias from before any of it. The kind of detail that becomes a whole identity.

The Remix

Baiju and Vlad Tenev, the long-haired chess kid, grew up, met at university, and built Robinhood. Zero commissions, markets in everyone's pocket, Wall Street's least favorite app. The mustache predates all of it.

you should grow a mustache

"In college I played guitar in a jazz/funk band and I DJed under the moniker 'Thelonious Mustache.'"

Baiju Bhatt, co-founder
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How to Buy

Four steps to a fuller 'stache.

01

Get a wallet

Set up a self-custody wallet that supports Robinhood Chain.

02

Fund it

Bridge or deposit the chain's gas token so you can swap.

03

Swap for $STACHE

Paste the official contract address and swap. Verify it here first.

04

Grow the 'stache

Hold, meme, and slap the mustache on everything you love.

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Meme Lab

Put the 'stache on anything.

Drop in a photo, drag the mustache into place, and dial in size, rotation, tilt and full perspective. Stack as many as you like. Export a clean PNG for your PFP.

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Join the 'stache gang.

Only trust links on this page. Anything else claiming to be $STACHE is a fake.

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Questions, answered

No. $STACHE is an independent community meme coin. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Robinhood Markets, Inc. or its founders in any way. The lore is public trivia; the mustache is ours.
A meme token on Robinhood Chain built around a genuinely great piece of founder lore. It has no intrinsic value and no promise of return. It's a joke you can hold.
Head to the Meme Lab above, upload your photo, drag the mustache into place, adjust size, rotation and perspective, then download the PNG. Add as many mustaches as your face can handle.
The official contract address is 0x1a9874647b22cde3b97dd5e8bdca67f30e8ec0de. Only trust the address shown on this site and our verified socials. Anything else is a fake.
No. This is a meme, not financial advice. Never spend more than you can afford to lose, and always do your own research.